Things heard in the Potter cinema

[Varda]

Ok, here is a place to post all the weird and funny or just plain annoying things you heard people say in the cinema, or would have been funny if someone had said them. These things don't have to be true, but if they are all the better!

Little Kid 1: Is that Potter?
Big kid: No it's bloody Santa Claus, who do you think it is?

Little Kids Dad: I'm sure I recognise them... the Dementors.
Daryl: Have you seen Lord of the Rings? Cause if you have then you'll notice that they've used the same costumes...

When Harry was riding Buckbeak over the lake: someone Sings 'my heart will go-on' by Celine Dion.

Then when Dumbledore tells Hermione that three turns will work...
Someone: What the heck was that all about?!
Ron: What the bloody hell was that all about?

When Harry sees his patronus across the lake in the form of Prongs...
Person 1: What? His happiest memory is hunting?!
Person 2: NO, YOU IDIOT! WATCH THE MOVIE!

Worker #1 (over speakers): Welcome everyone, to Nascar 3D!
Audience: What?
Worker#2 (over speakers): Whoops! Actually, welcome to Harry Potter!
Worker#1: Please make way for the corpse-like figures hooded in black. They will fill the empty seats.

Then the bit where Sirius has Harry's head in his hands, someone was whispering ''Kiss him!"

Gothic guy #1: Dude, tell me again why you wanted to see this gay movie?
Gothic guy #2: Shut up. The reviews said it had a darker and more gothic theme, alright?
Gothic Guy#1: Riiiight. Dude listen--its a movie about a freakin wizard who does magic tricks with a piece of wood. That doesn't sound to dark to me.
Gothic guy #2: Would you rather go watch some chick flick like Saving Helen man?
Gothic guy #1: ::long pause:: Fine. We'll watch the magic show.

(When the dementor first appears on the trian)
Random man with no knowledge whatsoever on Harry Potter: Why is Darth Vader in this movie? He's not Harry's father too, is he!?!

And when Hermione smacked Malfoy. Every was clapping and cheering and whistling.

[piñata]

My favorite thing overheard in a Potter movie was in COS, when Harry killed the basilisk. This little kid in the front row, who couldn't have been older than three, jumped up, pumped his fist in the air, and shouted "Yeah!" It was awesome.

[Varda]

During the Goblet of Fire, at the point where Voldemort has just discovered that he has been foiled again, both me and my fiance looked at each other and yelled "KHAN!"

That's only a joke that you would get if you've seen the original Star Trek movies, but we thought it was very much a "KHAN!" moment.

[piñata]

I agree. I didn't catch on to it in the theater, but upon further reflection he's definitely channeling Khan in that scene.