Post by Captain Jack on Sept 11, 2005 21:07:07 GMT -5
This tale regales the situation where a young couple are returnng home from a date and they hear about the escaped killer on the loose and as all teenage boys he tries to "run out of gas" and pulls over.
After many tries, he realizes he ain't gettin any and decides to go piss (or leaves the car for some reason,but usually it for this purpose.)
He been gone a long time and she is starting to worry. She rolls down the window and calls for him and to avail, she hears a sound out in the bushes. Out steps the KILLER!!!!
He tries to get her, but leaves as she locks the doors and screams for her boyfriend. Suddenly she hears thie scratching,screeching on top of the car. Not sure if he's gone she waits, listening to this scratching until she thinks she's sure he's gone.
She gets out of the car and looks up to see her boyfriend hanging above the car dead. The scratching caused by his ring scraping against the car's top!
After many tries, he realizes he ain't gettin any and decides to go piss (or leaves the car for some reason,but usually it for this purpose.)
He been gone a long time and she is starting to worry. She rolls down the window and calls for him and to avail, she hears a sound out in the bushes. Out steps the KILLER!!!!
He tries to get her, but leaves as she locks the doors and screams for her boyfriend. Suddenly she hears thie scratching,screeching on top of the car. Not sure if he's gone she waits, listening to this scratching until she thinks she's sure he's gone.
She gets out of the car and looks up to see her boyfriend hanging above the car dead. The scratching caused by his ring scraping against the car's top!
